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Britain's star cyclist - one half of GB's golden couple - is SENT HOME from World

Burnham says Brexit 'not good enough' as he vows to cosy up to EU at next month's summit -

Desperate onlookers at Yorkshire Wildlife Park frantically screamed at the man to lay still after he climbed into the big cat's enclosure and was attacked at about 1.30pm on October 10.

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She was the first newsreader to be paid a reputed £1million a year and won the debut series of Strictly Come Dancing, but Natasha Kaplinsky has been unlucky in love.

Sean 'Diddy' Combs was rushed out of federal prison on Saturday morning after suffering a head injury, TMZ reports.

Love her or loathe her, Meghan knows how to snatch the spotlight. When news broke that the Sussexes were back on British soil, many of us assumed they would lay low for a while

The Little Mix star, 35, revealed in January that her daughters have been diagnosed with spinal muscular atrophy (SMA) type 1, and has since shared the challenges of caring for them.

Up to a third of bowel cancers are related to diet and, therefore, may have been prevented.'What we eat is critical in shaping your risk of bowel cancer,' says Dr Ravindi Murphy.

I suspect that omeprazole is the key here. This is a type of proton-pump inhibitor - drugs widely prescribed to treat reflux. They work by suppressing stomach-acid production.

From Germany's centuries-old festive markets to New York's winter wonderland, the world's best Christmas markets for 2026 have been revealed.

The model and TV personality, 48, began giving testimony from the witness box at Lewes Crown Court on Monday afternoon.

Annabel Croft's daughter Lily Coleman wraps a feather boa around her husband as she

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Dorothy Moate is regularly overcome by such insatiable compulsion to eat that she's been known to start baking a cake at 2am.

Holding my nine-year-old son's hand as we led the procession into his father's funeral on a cold November day is a memory I will never forget.

Andy Burnham declared in a podcast that he had been told 'clearly' on arriving in No10 that Vladimir Putin had meddled in the 2016 vote.

Zack Coughlan, 23, dressed all in black and wore a mask and gloves to ambush Jamie Collins, 21, in the garden of their home in Filton, South Gloucestershire.

The ULTIMATE emigration guide to escape Burnham's Britain: From Malta, Portugal and Greece

'He doesn't suspect a thing,' my friend Marylyn told me gleefully, as we sat in the restaurant over tapas. As the rioja flowed, so did the gossip surrounding her eight-month affair.

There are some itches you can deal with immediately. An itchy arm? No problem. An itchy groin that announces itself halfway through a meeting or on the school run? That requires more self-control.

A BBC Panorama investigation found financial records were allegedly falsified and backdated to shield the Russian billionaire and former Chelsea FC owner from paying millions in tax.

An expert has revealed the skills you need to survive an apocalyptic scenario, but they might not be what you expect.

Surging inflation from the Middle East crisis is set to drag workers deeper into the tax system, according to the Institute for Fiscal Studies.

Mohammed bin Salman, 41, has for the past six days reportedly been moving between heavily guarded palaces with bunkers.

Troubled Peaky Blinders star Paul Anderson counts cash in the street as he runs errands on

Levein explained that a meeting with Brown, who was the Chancellor of the Exchequer at the time, took a strange turn after the pair attempted to sign defender Marvin Andrews.

Del Taylor had been observing the tiger from a viewing platform that overlooks the pen when the victim asked her: 'Excuse me, can you grab a shot of myself with the tiger?'

The Love Island host, 32, has been embracing her inner villain as one of the Traitors on the BBC show, and so far has avoided any suspicion from the Faithfuls.
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Carvela's slouch boot is the chic autumn shoe everyone's talking about - plus more styles for the new season

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The 'painless' IPL hair removal device promising smooth, hairless skin without costly trips to the salon

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From Tom Hiddleston to Ryan Reynolds these are the socks Hollywood can't stop wearing - and we have a discount code

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'It's undeniably Posh... but the hefty price tags aren't justified': Victoria Beckham's

The couple will appear together at a number of charity events in Nottingham, including at a community food project established in the wake of the Grenfell Tower tragedy.

King Charles is said to have paused rehearsals for his Coronation to show Prince Louis the Crown Jewels, according to Dame Penny Mordaunt.

Avid squash player Harrison Nott, 16, first started CoolTowel in 2023 - which sells specialist towels that provide instant relief from heat via evaporative cooling.

Former Arsenal player Jermaine Pennant was handed a six-month conditional discharge after a judge found he had special reasons as to why he should not be disqualified from driving.

Alexandra Burke, Carrie Johnson and Alice Evans lead tributes as blogger Charlie

Social media footage shows two men walking behind the 1.2m tall red and gold robot as it approaches a group of girls in a busy area of Ringstrasse in the city centre.

Jackson Duke, 17, Luke Etheridge and Zara Shaw, both aged 16, could not be saved when the car entered the water off just before 1.30pm on September 29.

While they were once reserved for merely basic convenience, now every supermarket across the UK sells an extensive variety of own-brand ready meals.

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A string of incidents has left show bosses increasingly on edge, with fears of a potentially catastrophic leak mounting.
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While Andy Carroll has chosen to 'lay into' his ex in his jaw-dropping autobiography, Billi Mucklow has remained remarkably silent. Until now. Here, friends reveal why the Towie star has finally had ENOUGH

It is fast becoming the most vicious showbiz divorce of recent times. Former England footballer Andy Carroll and his estranged wife Billi Mucklow are still at war two years after they split.

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Devastating untold story of Presley Gerber's final days: Extremely thin, jittering 'like he was on meth' and so out his mind that his voice changed... mom Cindy Crawford tried one last panicked intervention - as reality slipped away

Earlier this year, it almost looked as though the only son of supermodel Cindy Crawford and businessman Rande Gerber was finally turning a corner.

The best second careers for the over-50s: It's not too late to change your life with these lucrative jobs that require more life experience than training - and you can earn up to £96,000 a year

By your 50s you're likely to have had the same career for years or even decades. But if you're sick of it, you don't need to coast along miserably until retirement.

Tom Cruise's Digger is now on course to be the 'biggest box office flop of all time': Polarising film looks set to lose a staggering $245 million in historic career embarrassment for the star

Wright, 33, ex-boyfriend of fellow reality TV star Vicky Pattison, was found dead on the party isle of Phuket, Thailand seven months ago.

The presenter, 51, has jokingly revealed she would throw her Russian masseuse boyfriend out of their shared home if she caught him 'stream-cheating'.
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This eco-friendly alternative to washing pods is praised for leaving clothes 'cleaner and fresher' - and it's now reduced

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BBC football pundit Shay Given marries his fiancée after 12-year engagement in stunning

The Reform UK leader will today announce a plan to suspend the asylum system for a full parliamentary term and declare void any applications in progress.

We can't say the weekend strikes on King Khalid Airport were a wake-up call. We were already fully aware of the threat posed by the Houthis.

Savers have lost track of an estimated £18.7billion left sitting in more than three million orphaned pension funds, a new report reveals.

Since the age of 11 I had followed convention and shaved, waxed, epilated and even lasered the hair on my legs as part of a lifelong quest for smooth shins.

Moment husband walks into police station and admits 'I have killed my wife' after he battered her to death with a hammer and dumped body in a chest freezer at family home

For many young people, few things are more alarming than seeing their phone light up with an unexpected call.

The singer, 47, won the show in 2002 and his debut single, Evergreen, became the fastest-selling debut in UK chart history.

The Prime Minister said the UK 'will not tolerate these threats on our soil' as he faced MPs for the first time since a wave of arrests connected to the military site in Gloucestershire.

Sagal Abdi-Wali was officially sworn in as the new Holborn and St Pancras MP on Monday afternoon following her victory in last week's by-election.

Hollywood's friendliest exes: The former flames who have remained close after splitting as

On Turkey's southern coast, our writer discovers thoughtful design, exceptional hospitality and the simple joy of feeling the sea beneath her feet.

Hear'Say star Danny Foster has shared a sweet tribute to his wife Victoria Goddard to mark 23 years together.

It's no secret that the Prince of Wales is one of the lucky ones when it comes to his in-laws, famously enjoying a good relationship with both of his wife's parents.

Coronation Street star Jack P. Shepherd had his third hair transplant four months ago and it seems he's finally pleased with the results.
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The engineer was given a slap on the wrist by a woke prosecutor who was later recalled by voters. He recently completed a minor two-year probation sentence after almost killing his co-worker.

Matthew Ingalls, one of the accused Cornell 7, sent a text blasting his fellow frat brothers after the alleged assault took place and another accused man has asked a judge to silence Jane Doe's lawyer.

On her birthday last month, she posted a video holding a cupcake with candles that changed from 29 to 39 and finally 49 - sparking a fierce debate about her real age.

The 44-year-old former midfielder has been at the Category B prison since March when he was charged with GBH over an alleged attack near Huyton and Prescot Golf Club on Merseyside.

Chelsea star Cole Palmer under fire as he 'can't even be bothered to say hello' to desperate young fans swarming him and his girlfriend as they walk home

A NASA astronaut has issued a chilling claim that UFOs are demonic beings rather than extraterrestrials, citing a warning in the Bible as proof.

New York Rangers legend Ron Duguay, who is dating former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, was diagnosed with Stage 4 colon cancer over a year ago. The cancer has since spread to his liver.
   

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A police officer suffered a serious facial injury while arresting a man after the ill-tempered clash between Liverpool and Manchester City on Sunday.

The Kremlin has said it 'likes the US stance on Ukraine', after Donald Trump demanded an end to Kyiv's attacks on Russia's energy infrastructure.

A 14-year-old boy allegedly shot his headmaster and a teacher in a shotgun rampage in southern France on Monday.

Cyber attackers have hacked hundreds of supermarkets across France and defrosted their freezers. The motivation behind the attack on Sunday is so far unknown and remains a mystery.

Historic Paris market is 'completely destroyed' by fire

The actress, 57, enjoyed a late night dinner with the cast of their new Universal film, Naughty, in London on Sunday night.

Benjamin Wells-Lane, 46, was riding the illegal stand-up device on a 40mph stretch of the A338 in Bournemouth, Dorset, when traffic ground to a halt in front of him.

From the Great Barrier Reef to Venice, Machu Picchu and the Pyramids of Giza, some of the world's most treasured destinations are paying the price for their popularity.

Social media poster Stephen Power, known online as Racing Blogger, shared a picture of his plate at Saturday's narrow home win against Leeds United.

British woman is left stranded in Greek hospital with £10,000 medical bill after breaking

Hairdresser Stacey Hedges, 40, told friend Simon Stacey she could get him Rolexes at a discounted rate through her family connections in the jewellery industry.

Gary Neville has urged his Sky Sports bosses to 'take him off' commentary duty for Man City matches as the fallout from the club's seismic guilty verdict continues to cast a shadow on the league.

Artificial intelligence is 'a slow-moving tsunami' that will wipe out jobs around the world and destroy opportunities for the young in particular, the head of the IMF has warned.

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Despite being introduced to a life of glitz and glam from birth, the couple's only daughter, Leslie Bogart, now 74, ended up choosing a much quieter life far removed from Hollywood.

Bella Hadid turns 30: Supermodel strips to a barely-there red bikini to celebrate reaching

Alexander Bublik's combustible persona on a tennis court came to the full fore once more during his last-32 win at the Shanghai Masters on Sunday.

Thomas Woldbye warned investors 'cannot wait forever' and could pull the plug on the £33 billion plans if Prime Minister Andy Burnham doesn't give his backing to a third runway by the New Year.

For women in this age group, one of the less than glamourous surprises of getting a little older can often be found right under their noses (or rather, on the chin, jaw and upper lip).

Brookside icon Jennifer Ellison, 43, showed off her slim figure in a saucy new snap after revealing her weight ballooned to 14st post-pregnancy.

Family discover daughter, 15, is alive in her coffin during wake

Brooke George was arrested at Dubai International Airport on June 21 the day after she allegedly murdered her boyfriend William Treeby, 26, following an argument.

The legendary luxury train will journey along the French Riviera before pulling into Monte Carlo for the first time in 2027.

For generations, Britons have relied on a tried-and-tested conversation starter: complaining about the weather. But there's a new national obsession dominating our discussions - money.

Andy Carroll has praised his girlfriend Lou Teasdale for bringing 'happiness into his world' after revealing his 'traumatic' sexual assault.

The secrets of Bolotana, the sleepy Sardinian village where women are living to 100... and

British freelance reporter Annette Witheridge worked with photographer Jae Donnelly to capture the notorious photo in 2010 of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and Jeffrey Epstein.

The Duchess of Sussex, 45, revealed she has partnered with Moms Offering More (MOM) on a 'special edition' cream and chocolate-brown sweatshirt.

The self-described 'eco-populist' said the party must 'evolve' to give leaders 'more responsibility' to set its 'strategic direction'.

Paramedics rushed to the scene after the 21-year-old fell from a former quarry in Warstein, North Rhine-Westphalia, at around 5.15pm on Saturday.

Video footage shows the three balaclava-clad men slashing at each other with huge knives on the platform of Worthing Station

Property developer John Yeoman and wife Deborah have been submitting planning applications for their 20-year-old home on the upmarket Elms Estate in Poole, Dorset.

Passenger jet makes emergency landing after power bank bursts into flames

Driven by three electric motors and all-wheel drive, it puts out a whopping 816bhp. That makes it the most powerful road-going Peugeot conceived.

Stripe & Stare and Boden have teamed up on a limited-edition underwear collection. Here's what to know about the launch, prints, fabrics and fit.

Families hoping to escape the autumn chill can still find sunny European beach breaks perfect for October half-term.

Over a week after a young scientist died under mysterious circumstances at a Siberian plague institute, the Kremlin has still not publicly identified the germ that killed her.

'Unwell' Lewis Hamilton taken to Singapore Grand Prix medical centre after gruelling night race in front of girlfriend Kim Kardashian

The Duke of Sussex, 41, was visibly moved as he reacted to a photograph of his children during an interview with American neuroscientist Dr Mary-Frances O'Connor.

Thet Li, 39, paid £8.9million in 2022 for the 'stunning' four-bedroom, 3,250-square-foot property near St James's Park and the Houses of Parliament.

More than two-thirds of those getting money because they are too ill to work are overdue a reassessment to check they still qualify, with an average waiting time of two years.

Not long ago, bowel cancer was not something that people in their 30s, like myself, had to worry about. But that's all changed.

Powerful Tropical Storm Rachel batters waterfront properties in California leaving homes crumbling into the ocean

One of the most famous people carriers of all time could be about to make a comeback to Britain's showrooms.

Hear'Say and Liberty X have addressed Myleene Klass's absence from 25-year reunion tour as they make first joint TV appearance.

Millie Mackintosh has gone Instagram official with her new boyfriend Matthew Tanner after enjoying a series of smitten dates in recent days.

Jonathan Bevan, 46, was medically discharged from the Army in June 2023 after he complained of chronic tinnitus and mental health problems.

Saturday Night Live UK mocks Royal Family with 'Sandringham reunion' between William, Kate, Harry and Meghan - arranged by Andrew

Scientists have unveiled a bizarre two-legged robot that carries your smartphone for you, trots along at your side and can even position itself to snap the perfect picture.

A coroner's inquest into the adequacy and appropriateness of the responses by child safety, health and other government agencies prior to Elizabeth Struh's death is underway.

Armed police rushed to the property in Thurnby, Leicestershire, after reports of the 'completely unprovoked' break-in during the early hours of Thursday morning.

Almost 300 businesses permanently closed their doors in the first nine months of the year, according to the British Beer and Pub Association (BBPA).

Olivia Colman's Wicker is branded a 'mortifying adult fairy tale' in scathing one-star review - as critics praise actress for being in a 'class of her own' in reviews of raunchy fantasy labelled 'the year's weirdest rom-com'

I have asked the DWP to check whether my mum is owed any money as she received a very small pension for many years. I have heard nothing.

Rhiannon Lucas, 30, lost her daughter Gracie-Ann, four, and son Jayden-Lee, three, in a horror crash on the M4 near South Wales, on February 5, 2022.

HMV plans to close its flagship Oxford Street store just three years after reopening the site, blaming landlords for doubling its rent.

Dahir Ibrahim, described by police as a 'predator' who 'preyed on vulnerable women', was first jailed for 10 years in 2006 for raping three Birmingham sex workers at knifepoint.

Young woman, 21, with her whole life ahead of her went into hospital to treat a broken

Penny Lancaster and Rod Stewart stepped out for the first time since the rock star announced his retirement from the stage.

Ray Quinn and his wife Emily have explained how they told their children the heartbreaking news of their baby son's stillbirth.

Set to sail in December 2027, the spectacular vessel will boast everything from a Frozen-themed feast and a Haunted Mansion bar to an extraordinary two-storey suite.

The former Fox News host is accused of accepting improper gifts, threatening a Greek official and offering White House access in exchange for paying a $100,000 credit card bill.
   

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