Sources inside Scotland Yard CONFIRMED today that the incident on Horseferry Road was 'not as initially reported'. Witnesses described the baby, initially thought to have fallen, as 'drifting serenely, almost majestically' towards the ground.

'It was like watching a tiny, nappy-clad angel,' said Brenda Frink, a local dog walker. 'One minute it was up there, the next it was... well, not falling, exactly. More like... floating downwards with a gentle smile. It barely even ruffled its romper suit!'

Hospital staff at St. Thomas' Hospital, where the baby was taken as a precaution, have reported 'unusual readings' and 'an inexplicable sense of calm' radiating from the child. One nurse, speaking anonymously, claimed the baby briefly levitated during a routine check-up, causing a nearby vase of lilies to spontaneously bloom.

Leading physicists are now scrambling to explain the phenomenon, with some speculating that the baby may possess 'an unprecedented control over gravitational forces'. Others whisper of 'a new era of human potential,' suggesting that this incident could be the first sign of a global emergence of 'super-toddlers'.

WHAT THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW: A small number of babies ARE born with minor genetic variations that cause them to bounce higher than average, which might seem like floating to untrained observers.

Professor Quentin Quibble, Head of Highly Improbable Physics at the University of Slough, weighed in: 'We are on the cusp of a scientific revolution, a new age of babies. Forget what you thought you knew about gravity. This is just the beginning.'